Steve and Ollie

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This week in honour of the Queen’s address to Parliament, Steve and Ollie have each drawn a beautiful portrait of her holiness in biro and invited their friends on the internet to judge them…and now the moment you’ve all been waiting for – the results!

Oh, and head on down to www.facebook.com/steveandollie if you want to see the pictures up close. Quick, before they are snapped up by the National Gallery!

As it was the Queen’s Speech today we thought we’d have a little contest and see who could draw the best picture of her holiness. As you can see, we both tried really hard but whose is the best? Is it Steve’s on the left or Ollie’s on the left? Add a comment to vote!

God Save the Queen

Congratulations to Boris Johnson for winning the contest to be the new King of London! To celebrate we’re having a little contest of our own! We’ve both drawn a picture of Mr Boris and would like you to tell us whose is the best. Is it Steve’s (on the left) or Ollie’s (right)? Loser gets a dead leg!

Congratulations, Boris!

In this fourth edition of their exciting audio adventures, Steve and Ollie had intended to bring you a special report on video games, but due to a series of incidents involving table salt and Steve’s internal organs it just didn’t happen. Instead you’ll find out how to make your Adam’s apple swell to twice its normal size, what’s the best brand of bleach to teach your best friend a lesson with and how much brine it takes to ruin a perfectly good Sega Master System. Oh, and Scorpion from Mortal Kombat is in it. We do hope you enjoy it!

Steve was so excited about the release of “Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie” that he downloaded the very special Tim and Eric Movie Pledge, a legally binding document swearing that the signee will watch the film and not watch the film called Lorax, which is bad.

Unfortunately Ollie was unavailable to sign his copy of the pledge.

The Billion Dollar Movie was released to on-demand services on the 27th, but unfortunately is not yet available in the UK yet, so here’s a wee taster!

Dear Internetters,

As we were good boys and didn’t eat Mum’s tablets for her lady problems we got a special treat! She took us to Mr O’Malley’s Newsagent and Photo Imaging Service to get some publicity photos done! Here’s just a taster, we’re just waiting for old O’Malley to get the rest off his Mac Apple.

It made us feel so beautiful and special

Enjoy the rest of your Janarry, internetters!

Ollie